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Looks like _somebody_ is trying to get on the no-fly list!

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:43:55 -0700

Looks like _somebody_ is trying to get on the no-fly list!

"At 6:45 p.m. police reported that a woman chased after a male suspect who attempted to steal her..."

Mon, 13 May 2013 15:08:45 -0700

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At 6:45 p.m. police reported that a woman chased after a male suspect who attempted to steal her phone. The woman was riding a bus near 23rd and Mission Streets when the man grabbed her phone. After a struggle for the phone, the suspect was able to obtain it and fled the bus on foot. The female victim ran after the man, and the man then punched her in the head. The man reportedly dropped the phone and the woman recovered it.

The victim suffered bruises to the head and leg that were not life-threatening. She was treated at San Francisco General Hospital. No arrests were made.

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- My bad-ass girlfriend. Read her account here.

[source: Mission Loc@l Crime Recap]

Lots of crappy things happened this weekend. But I did find this...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:01:08 -0700

Lots of crappy things happened this weekend. But I did find this working technics turntable on the street. That was OK.

Stupid Prius for jerks

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:51:00 -0700

First few months you’re all like “my car is so swell and I’m better than everybody”. Then you can’t start it for some reason. You open the hood and it looks like Star Trek in there and you have to go on the internet for an hour to figure out how to jump start it.

So you think about asking your neighbor for a jump start. Guess what? He has a Prius too. More internet. Turns out you can’t use a Prius to jump start another car. None of that matters anyway because when there’s no electricity you can’t even put the car into neutral and push it out of your garage to get into position.

You also can’t open the trunk where the battery is (counter-intuitive!) because the hatchback door also requires, you guessed it, electricity. Now your car is in Hayward and you’re like, “why can’t I have a car that works like cars?”

Tentacle cat overlords

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:43:51 -0700

Tentacle cat overlords

Kim Kelly starter pack

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:42:52 -0700

Kim Kelly starter pack

1. Pet death 2. Bone marrow donor 3. Gentleman suffering from...

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:41:12 -0700

1. Pet death
2. Bone marrow donor
3. Gentleman suffering from erectile disfunction

The only brand of ham with real gelatin. Don’t you deserve...

Mon, 06 May 2013 16:43:39 -0700

The only brand of ham with real gelatin. Don’t you deserve to eat like a Celebrity®?

Photo

Mon, 06 May 2013 16:09:00 -0700

“So, do you like fish?”

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:36:52 -0700

“So, do you like fish?”

The best way to eat flamin’ hot Cheetos. Also nice cat...

Fri, 03 May 2013 23:31:26 -0700

The best way to eat flamin’ hot Cheetos. Also nice cat photo bomb.

Leave it to the nerds to figure out a way to cheat at Angry...

Fri, 03 May 2013 13:32:55 -0700

Leave it to the nerds to figure out a way to cheat at Angry Birds (at Rackspace SF)

The world is your nacho.

Thu, 02 May 2013 19:16:49 -0700

The world is your nacho.

liartownusa: “Abusive, insane Twitter rant aimed at all...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:52:05 -0700

liartownusa:

“Abusive, insane Twitter rant aimed at all biches”

Arya and Arya

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 22:44:05 -0700

Arya and Arya

Congrats to the three people in America that meet these...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:06:15 -0700

Congrats to the three people in America that meet these criteria.

My gal’s a southern gal.

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:04:50 -0700

My gal’s a southern gal.

In young Helen Tseng’s Richard Scarry book. I laughed way...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:00:55 -0700

In young Helen Tseng’s Richard Scarry book. I laughed way too long at this.

Together at last (at Applebee’s Neighborhood Grill & Bar)

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 18:19:37 -0700

Together at last (at Applebee’s Neighborhood Grill & Bar)

Lion kings

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:02:34 -0700

Lion kings