Welcome to the future.
Turn your hand over, dummy, you have an email.
Why are you looking at your watch while you’re holding your goddamn phone you dipshit. Look at your phone. Not the watch. The phone.
Fine. Be that way. Touch the watch with your only hand without technology. Consider buying another phone for your non-phone hand. Perhaps it’s lonely without a phone to hold.
You recorded this with your Google Glass, didn’t you?
Why am I even asking, of course you did.
This kind of snark is how we should be fighting stupid technology. Not throwing rocks at buses and telling your neighbors they should leave.
Lots of comics action this weekend
1st three: from the Cartoon Art Museum
Last: Adrian Tomine’s Optic Nerve 13
All scanned in shitty lighting using Scanner Pro for the iPhone which is a quite remarkable app, actually.