7 Mistakes You’re Making with Olive Oil
Shampooing your dog with it.
Pouring it on Lord Denethor and lighting him on fire.
Trying to use it as currency.
Carrying it in a gallon freezer bag and telling people it’s your nephew Walt.
Freezing it in the shape of olives.
Dressing like Popeye and trying to have sex with it.
Using it as a metaphor to describe Johnny Fontaine’s hair to Tom Hagen.
A list of the Top Ten Coolest Videogame Heroes
Bubsy, Bonk, and Zitz have not withstood the test of time.
Welcome to the future.
Turn your hand over, dummy, you have an email.
Why are you looking at your watch while you’re holding your goddamn phone you dipshit. Look at your phone. Not the watch. The phone.
Fine. Be that way. Touch the watch with your only hand without technology. Consider buying another phone for your non-phone hand. Perhaps it’s lonely without a phone to hold.
You recorded this with your Google Glass, didn’t you?
Why am I even asking, of course you did.
This kind of snark is how we should be fighting stupid technology. Not throwing rocks at buses and telling your neighbors they should leave.
Lots of comics action this weekend
1st three: from the Cartoon Art Museum
Last: Adrian Tomine’s Optic Nerve 13
All scanned in shitty lighting using Scanner Pro for the iPhone which is a quite remarkable app, actually.