Jul 26, 2014
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I just saw a song title: “what yo name is?” And I got soo mad at the grammar then I felt old.

Jul 17, 2014
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patrickt:

I recreated Piet Mondrian’s Trafalgar Square in Excel. Check out the original here.

If only Mondrian had access to Excel. 

patrickt:

I recreated Piet Mondrian’s Trafalgar Square in Excel. Check out the original here.

If only Mondrian had access to Excel. 

(via hotdoorknobs)

Jul 14, 2014
1,378 notes
kwmurphy:

7 Mistakes You’re Making with Olive Oil

Shampooing your dog with it.


Pouring it on Lord Denethor and lighting him on fire.


Trying to use it as currency.


Carrying it in a gallon freezer bag and telling people it’s your nephew Walt.


Freezing it in the shape of olives.


Dressing like Popeye and trying to have sex with it.


Using it as a metaphor to describe Johnny Fontaine’s hair to Tom Hagen.

kwmurphy:

7 Mistakes You’re Making with Olive Oil

  1. Shampooing your dog with it.

  2. Pouring it on Lord Denethor and lighting him on fire.

  3. Trying to use it as currency.

  4. Carrying it in a gallon freezer bag and telling people it’s your nephew Walt.

  5. Freezing it in the shape of olives.

  6. Dressing like Popeye and trying to have sex with it.

  7. Using it as a metaphor to describe Johnny Fontaine’s hair to Tom Hagen.

(via paulftompkins)

Jun 25, 2014
3,395 notes
whitehouse:

The President stopped by Chipotle yesterday and sat down with folks to talk about helping more families succeed before his speech at the Working Families Summit.

Hey just because you’re the leader of the free world doesn’t mean you can reach over the sneeze guard

whitehouse:

The President stopped by Chipotle yesterday and sat down with folks to talk about helping more families succeed before his speech at the Working Families Summit.

Hey just because you’re the leader of the free world doesn’t mean you can reach over the sneeze guard

Jun 24, 2014
88 notes
readingegm:

EGM #42
A list of the Top Ten Coolest Videogame Heroes

Bubsy, Bonk, and Zitz have not withstood the test of time.

readingegm:

EGM #42

A list of the Top Ten Coolest Videogame Heroes

Bubsy, Bonk, and Zitz have not withstood the test of time.

Jun 9, 2014
8 notes
Oh the stuff you find in mysterious old abandoned houses. 

Oh the stuff you find in mysterious old abandoned houses

May 9, 2014
4 notes
I actually got paid to work on this for 3 days. Cute coffee pot by chirp

I actually got paid to work on this for 3 days. Cute coffee pot by chirp

Mar 18, 2014
779 notes
camh:


Welcome to the future.
Turn your hand over, dummy, you have an email.
Why are you looking at your watch while you’re holding your goddamn phone you dipshit. Look at your phone. Not the watch. The phone.
Fine. Be that way. Touch the watch with your only hand without technology. Consider buying another phone for your non-phone hand. Perhaps it’s lonely without a phone to hold.
You recorded this with your Google Glass, didn’t you?
Why am I even asking, of course you did.


This kind of snark is how we should be fighting stupid technology. Not throwing rocks at buses and telling your neighbors they should leave.

camh:

Welcome to the future.

Turn your hand over, dummy, you have an email.

Why are you looking at your watch while you’re holding your goddamn phone you dipshit. Look at your phone. Not the watch. The phone.

Fine. Be that way. Touch the watch with your only hand without technology. Consider buying another phone for your non-phone hand. Perhaps it’s lonely without a phone to hold.

You recorded this with your Google Glass, didn’t you?

Why am I even asking, of course you did.

This kind of snark is how we should be fighting stupid technology. Not throwing rocks at buses and telling your neighbors they should leave.

Mar 17, 2014
12 notes
While explaining why regular expressions are bad for parsing html, this poor engineer was apparently devoured by Satan.

While explaining why regular expressions are bad for parsing html, this poor engineer was apparently devoured by Satan.

Mar 15, 2014
2 notes
Before people ripped off Flappy Bird, they ripped off Hungry Hungy Hippos. Here is one variant: Starving Famished Puppies

Before people ripped off Flappy Bird, they ripped off Hungry Hungy Hippos. Here is one variant: Starving Famished Puppies

Mar 15, 2014
2,180 notes

anarcutethegame:

so many faces !

(via tigsource)

Mar 12, 2014
2 notes
I think I was at this show.

I think I was at this show.

Mar 8, 2014
0 notes
Steve Jobs and Woz manga!!

Steve Jobs and Woz manga!!

Mar 1, 2014
0 notes
I can’t believe I just ran into Zero Cool and the Phantom Phreak at the Knockout.   (at The Knockout)

I can’t believe I just ran into Zero Cool and the Phantom Phreak at the Knockout. (at The Knockout)

Feb 10, 2014
11 notes

Arthur Chu Is Playing Jeopardy! the Right Way

I’m really glad Mr. Jennings pointed this out. How much of this hatred of Arthur Chu is about him being a poor sport, and how much is it about him being an easy target? As a former bowl cut Asian-nerd I sure didn’t forget the resentment of my classmates for doing well in school when I was a kid. Apparently they didn’t either.

Also, it’s clear he’s no slouch in the whole “getting the right answers” department. People seem to be ignoring the fact that this Daily Double hoarding technique wouldn’t work if you sucked at trivia. 

Haters gonna hate.

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