vic wOMG

May 14, 2013
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Looks like _somebody_ is trying to get on the no-fly list!

May 13, 2013
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At 6:45 p.m. police reported that a woman chased after a male suspect who attempted to steal her phone. The woman was riding a bus near 23rd and Mission Streets when the man grabbed her phone. After a struggle for the phone, the suspect was able to obtain it and fled the bus on foot. The female victim ran after the man, and the man then punched her in the head. The man reportedly dropped the phone and the woman recovered it.

The victim suffered bruises to the head and leg that were not life-threatening. She was treated at San Francisco General Hospital. No arrests were made.

My bad-ass girlfriend. Read her account here.

[source: Mission Loc@l Crime Recap]

May 13, 2013
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Lots of crappy things happened this weekend. But I did find this working technics turntable on the street. That was OK.

May 13, 2013
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Stupid Prius for jerks

First few months you’re all like “my car is so swell and I’m better than everybody”. Then you can’t start it for some reason. You open the hood and it looks like Star Trek in there and you have to go on the internet for an hour to figure out how to jump start it.

So you think about asking your neighbor for a jump start. Guess what? He has a Prius too. More internet. Turns out you can’t use a Prius to jump start another car. None of that matters anyway because when there’s no electricity you can’t even put the car into neutral and push it out of your garage to get into position.

You also can’t open the trunk where the battery is (counter-intuitive!) because the hatchback door also requires, you guessed it, electricity. Now your car is in Hayward and you’re like, “why can’t I have a car that works like cars?”

May 12, 2013
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